1) Hanuman Vs Superman
2) Why profanity is cool
3) Russel Peters
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Sunday, May 20, 2007
Spiderman
Do you feel Spiderman is a super-hero? really??
Then you are a bigger loser than it is. Spiderman, I'll refer to Spiderman as 'it', as I dont think it is worth the dignity of even being referred to.
anyway... It is no close to being a superhero. It has no special abilities... if climbing walls and spinning webs are to be called super human abilities, its like me learning to swim and yapping about it.
Heard of Alain Robert from France? This dude can also climb buildings. And whats more? he is also called Spiderman. If I was him, I'd jump off the tallest building that I'd scale.
If it was a real superhero, then you wouldn't see others being called by the same name!! Have you ever heard of another Superman? another Wolverine? another Magneto? NO! why? because they are REAL SUPERHEROS... Offcourse you would have heard of another Hercules. Thats because he is not a superhero! Exactly! now you get the point!
Then you are a bigger loser than it is. Spiderman, I'll refer to Spiderman as 'it', as I dont think it is worth the dignity of even being referred to.
anyway... It is no close to being a superhero. It has no special abilities... if climbing walls and spinning webs are to be called super human abilities, its like me learning to swim and yapping about it.
Heard of Alain Robert from France? This dude can also climb buildings. And whats more? he is also called Spiderman. If I was him, I'd jump off the tallest building that I'd scale.
If it was a real superhero, then you wouldn't see others being called by the same name!! Have you ever heard of another Superman? another Wolverine? another Magneto? NO! why? because they are REAL SUPERHEROS... Offcourse you would have heard of another Hercules. Thats because he is not a superhero! Exactly! now you get the point!
Saturday, May 19, 2007
my very first blog...
the time has come! abandon all hopes, ye who beggint reading this...
well... i thought (and maybe still think) blogging is for jobless morons who have no better way to spend time than sit in a room, and blog... but, i thought, "let me try this", and... by any chance, dont even think i'm trying this cause i'm jobless! i have a kinda tight schedule... even on a sunday... and that doesn't consist of a mere paper with 'sleep' scribbled on it!! i wake up at 4:30 in the morning and turn on my comp to start limewire. then i go for swimming classes till 6-6:30. and then... well thats enough for now... so here is the fruit of my try...
but... let me warn you...
This blog, is about why everything i like or say or do is right... and, if you disagree, well, you are quite simply wrong, dick-heads... (punchline - courtesy maddox). So, pack your bags homer... and go home!
now... where do i start... with the term blog? why not... first... who the hell started this name? blog... blog... like some kinda freakin bubbles bubbling all the way like tomorrow is armageddon... blog... yuk... what kinda pathetic looser would have come up with this kinda shitty name?
i thought of checking out the meaning of that term in the merriam-webster online dictionary...
it says there is only one usage of the word 'blog' and this is it! what a wasted word! just one meaning!! even 'shit' has more meanings than this! literally!! it kinda gives the word an inferiority complex! blog! the next time i hear someone utter this wasted word... well, it only means you too are equally wasted...
i guess thats a nice start to a new blog... plus its kinda time that i go do something else... "constructive" and comeback and 'blog' later... every time i use that word i wanna puke...
well... i thought (and maybe still think) blogging is for jobless morons who have no better way to spend time than sit in a room, and blog... but, i thought, "let me try this", and... by any chance, dont even think i'm trying this cause i'm jobless! i have a kinda tight schedule... even on a sunday... and that doesn't consist of a mere paper with 'sleep' scribbled on it!! i wake up at 4:30 in the morning and turn on my comp to start limewire. then i go for swimming classes till 6-6:30. and then... well thats enough for now... so here is the fruit of my try...
but... let me warn you...
This blog, is about why everything i like or say or do is right... and, if you disagree, well, you are quite simply wrong, dick-heads... (punchline - courtesy maddox). So, pack your bags homer... and go home!
now... where do i start... with the term blog? why not... first... who the hell started this name? blog... blog... like some kinda freakin bubbles bubbling all the way like tomorrow is armageddon... blog... yuk... what kinda pathetic looser would have come up with this kinda shitty name?
i thought of checking out the meaning of that term in the merriam-webster online dictionary...
it says there is only one usage of the word 'blog' and this is it! what a wasted word! just one meaning!! even 'shit' has more meanings than this! literally!! it kinda gives the word an inferiority complex! blog! the next time i hear someone utter this wasted word... well, it only means you too are equally wasted...
i guess thats a nice start to a new blog... plus its kinda time that i go do something else... "constructive" and comeback and 'blog' later... every time i use that word i wanna puke...
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